Basically Dead Candle - Miscellaneous

  • Basically Dead Candle - Miscellaneous
    Basically Dead Candle - Miscellaneous
    Product ID: 23166
    Category: Miscellaneous
    Brand: Firebox
    Description: Once you've passed 21 you might as well give up and consolidate all those candles into one chunky wax tombstone to commemorate your imminent demise. It's strangely less depressing than being presented with a birthday cake covered edge-to-edge with candles. Besides, you're essentially a walking corpse so you've scarcely got the will power or lung capacity to blow out more than one.
    Delivery cost: 3.99
    Price: £5.99
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