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Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart KeychainCategory: Gifts Description: Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain This hilarious Fart Machine Keyring is a great novelty gift for children or adults! With 6 hilarious fart sounds, you can let rip anywhere and blame it on the innocent. Ideal gifts for Birthdays, stocking fillers and for those who love a good gag, the Dr. Fart Keychain will have you in stitches. There's nothing like the sound of a good fart to get the room giggling...and there's nothing like the smell of one to clear it... The fart noises are as follows: On the Spot Fart - You didn't even know it was there, but suddenly out it comes! Discretely Disguised Fart - A fart which you know on arrival, could be extremely loud, so cup your hands to your mouth and cough just as the fart is released. Creaking Door Fart - Sounds like a fart that hurts! Dry, squeaky and like a little oiling is required. Relief Fart - Sound and smell is not important on this one. It's the pure relief of finally farting that really matters! Trouser Ripping Special Fart - Normally happens when sitting down and is definitely one of the longest farts. It generally hurts like hell and rips the back off your pants. Wet 'n' Wild Fart - The most embarrassing of all farts! Guaranteed to stain your pants! Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain The Dr. Fart Keychain is a pocket sized fart machine! 6 different fart sounds Measures approx 8 cm x 5 cm x 1.5 cm Great gifts for ages 4 to 140 As much as we hate to admit it, we love fart noises. Although we could probably do with out the smelly aftermath, we still like a good laugh over someones unfortunate air biscuit. This Fart Machine Keyring makes an ideal party favour or pocket money gift for any fart lover! What’s in the Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain pack? 1 x Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain Delivery cost: 0.00 Review this product |
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Fart Alert ButtonCategory: Gifts For Him Description: This fart alert button is a fab way to warn people of your impending flatuance or to sound the alert if you know someone has let one rip but not owning up!The fart alert button comes with twelve alerts these are as follows :- Pull my Finger....brrrrrrFive, Four, Three, Two....ooppsBrrr oops that one kind of slipped outSilent but deadlyOooooh that is going to leave a mark!Urgh rotten eggs anyoneBrrrr see a doctor will you!Argh the distinct bouquet of arse!Brrr ouch that one burned!Brrrrr i must have stood on a frog!Ooops I think i messed myselfMan I thought I smelt something So to sound the fart alert button just press the large red button at the front which reads 'Fart Alert' and this will then light and say one of the phrases above....great fun! Delivery cost: 0.00 Review this product |
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Old Fart SocksCategory: 50th Birthday Gifts Description: This fun pair of Old Fart Socks make a great novelty jokey gift for someone reaching a good old age!The socks are a black trouser style sock that is in one size to fit all. The heels and toe are in grey cotton and featured to each side are the words 'Old Fart' in bold yellow letters. Delivery cost: 0.00 Review this product |
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Tin WhistleCategory: Musical Games Brand: Toyday Traditional and Classic Toys Description: Well made D-tuned tin whistle with plastic mouthpiece an ideal beginner's instrument. Tin Whistle 28cm. Delivery time: 1 - 3 Working Days Delivery cost: 2.50 Review this product |
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